• This test has been designed as an attempt to tell you what kind of drinker you really are. The questions are based upon my own experiences with alcohol, which are very numerous. They will range from general alcohol knowledge to more personal questions regarding your relationship with alcohol. I promise there will not be any questions like "how do you make a manhattan" because knowing how to make mixed drinks is hardly an indicator of what kind of drinker you are. I am, by no means, a professional but I know what kind of drinker I am and I will hold your results to my standard. If you do not drink then this test probably isn't for you, as you already know you are a non-drinker. Let the good times roll.