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team-based sports (basketball, baseball, &c.)

non-team group sports (tag, dodgeball, golf, &c.)

solo sports (swimming, javelin, &c.)

why play sports when i can enjoy life?

i like to consider the ingredients, testimonials from friends, &c.

i just grab my favourite type and go

it's important to look at the options, but i'm pretty quick

i don't eat cookies, nor do i shop for groceries

to take the stairs, they will be faster

to take the escalator, that's why it's there

to take the stairs: less congestion

to take the escalator, because i'm lazy

terrorize the populace with my evil might

rob a bank or cheat on a book report

kick back at the cottage and enjoy a sunset

kill another superhero

get everyone in the drawing room to reveal the "killer"

head to some sandwich-making restaurant for a replacement lunch

burn down the building

complain about it for the rest of the day

accept and tell them as accurate a time as you can manage via the sun

accept the cash and walk away...buyer beware!

magnanimously refuse the cash, but still tell them the time

slap them and walk away because they are crazy

the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

all the world's a stage, and the men and women upon it merely players

there were two paths in the woods, i took the one less traveled

all you need is love...love...love is all you need

i love green

i know that it's not easy being it

green is stupid, and i'd like to hit it with a wrench

pure sweet ambivalence

that the clothes be dry first

left over right, and tuck the bottom in

clothes need to be folded?

how would jesus fold clothes?

when i say it's over

when i call and the number is disconnected

after a healthy discussion and mutual decision

when i wake up in bed with several strangers and the webcam is still running