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team-based sports (basketball, baseball, &c.)
non-team group sports (tag, dodgeball, golf, &c.)
solo sports (swimming, javelin, &c.)
why play sports when i can enjoy life?
i like to consider the ingredients, testimonials from friends, &c.
i just grab my favourite type and go
it's important to look at the options, but i'm pretty quick
i don't eat cookies, nor do i shop for groceries
to take the stairs, they will be faster
to take the escalator, that's why it's there
to take the stairs: less congestion
to take the escalator, because i'm lazy
terrorize the populace with my evil might
rob a bank or cheat on a book report
kick back at the cottage and enjoy a sunset
kill another superhero
get everyone in the drawing room to reveal the "killer"
head to some sandwich-making restaurant for a replacement lunch
burn down the building
complain about it for the rest of the day
accept and tell them as accurate a time as you can manage via the sun
accept the cash and walk away...buyer beware!
magnanimously refuse the cash, but still tell them the time
slap them and walk away because they are crazy
the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
all the world's a stage, and the men and women upon it merely players
there were two paths in the woods, i took the one less traveled
all you need is love...love...love is all you need
i love green
i know that it's not easy being it
green is stupid, and i'd like to hit it with a wrench
pure sweet ambivalence
that the clothes be dry first
left over right, and tuck the bottom in
clothes need to be folded?
how would jesus fold clothes?
when i say it's over
when i call and the number is disconnected
after a healthy discussion and mutual decision
when i wake up in bed with several strangers and the webcam is still running
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