• PIEs are important. Important enough to spell with capital letters ALL THE TIME, infact. It's also a little known fact that PIEs are unerringly accurate metrics by which to judge personality, which is what this test sets forth to achieve.
    By posing a series of thought provoking hypothetical questions and carefully considering the answers, you will be sorted and sifted, judged and juggled until the PIE that describes you best is found.

    This may be a sweet PIE or a savoury PIE, after all, people can be both, so don't be confused if the type of PIE you are surprises or confuses you. The world is, after all, a surprising and confusing place.