• My dear Friends and I pondered a many nights as to how one would classify a stoner. We both came to the conclusion that there are six distinct classifacations. We will measure Your activity, speach patterns and habbits of when you are high. These things will then in turn determine where in the world of smoke you fit in and what type of stoner you should probably avoid as well as what type your bound to enjoy. So cuddle up with a nice bowl of munchies and enjoy!