• Have you ever been sitting on the couch in your underwear with a half-empty bag of Cheetos and a bottle of J├Ągermeister watching Lord of the Rings and thought to yourself, "You know, I'm kind-of like Aragorn." Well guess what! You're not. But by taking this here fancy test, I will tell you with ZERO scientific accuracy which of the many Middle Earth races you would indeed belong to if you weren't just an alcoholic cheese-freak. So, on with the program!