• Hi! Welcome to my What Obscure Soda Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge... you know what? The field of psycho-soda research is still pretty new, so advanced logic doesn't really apply here.

    We're going to ask a few questions and match you up with a canned beverage you may not even be able to get anymore. The test scientifically measures on two axes: The axis of obscurity and the axis of effervescence. This isn't just pop psychology!

    Hey wait, maybe it is...

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