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So, this is the first question. Please take a good, hard look at the sign above. How does it make you feel?
Like I have just been violated by a man in a hot dog costume.
Heavy, but also special.
Without a doubt, extremely frustrated, and also looking at this sign makes me want to eat a large, warm apple pie in bed.
George Bush is really very weird.
I would like to be able to answer this question by saying "I don't FEEL things" because I don't like admitting that I have emotional responses. Also, I think the brown paint that was used on this sign is incredibly tacky.
If my wife had just given birth to this toilet, and I was holding it sweaty and crying in my fatherly hands, before anyone had yet cut the umbilical chord, I would name it:
Edward Jones Herald Ford III
Answer 1 - click to change
Answer 2 - click to change
Oh shit, I can't find the special button.
So this is where my hamster has been hiding.
(he isn't thinking anything. in fact, he has just reached a grand state of enlightenment. congratulations.)
Now I can die happily.
A Bible passage.
Naked Chuck Norris.
A cartoon whale that has a speech bubble that says "I love the sky".
A pair of scissors.
I don't know, but I want to know her secrets.
This question is idiotic. I refuse to answer it.
If this woman were a toothbrush, which one would she be?
A big, fat, purple one with lots of bristles.
The one I use to clean the small, unreachable areas of my toilet.
A fluorescent pink one with white bristles that gets used by a large gay male who stars in Broadway plays.
One that belongs to Kevin Spacey.
I can't think about this. It makes me cry.
This isn't really a question at all.
Five dopplegangerness points for clicking this one! Do you trust me? Will you click it? Or are you really uninterested in the scoring methods of this test? Or will you avoid this question just because you don't want to be the type of person who takes tests to get the best score?
This octopus knows the way.
His name is Jupiter Thelonious Monk V. He is in no relation to the famous jazz musician.
Answer the question already!
Code monkey! Code monkey! Code monkey! Code monkey! Code monkey! Code monkey! Code monkey! Code monkey!
Click this answer if you currently own a pair of striped socks that you wear at least semi-regularly.
Choose this answer if you know what HTML stands for.
The non-answer to this non-question related non-picture is:
Who is Def Leppard?
If I saw this woman in real life, I would give her a kiss.
I think it is pretty.
When I am 60 years old, I will still drink whiskey on occasion. I will also have some grandkids.
Non-answer is non-correct.
If I saw someone wearing this hat, I would...
Lick their knees.
Move to Ohio.
Spend all of my money at the mall.
Drive away in my imaginary vehicle while operating my imaginary stick-shift.
YES, this IS Rachel Ray. NO, it isn't photoshopped.
That looks delicious.
No, that ISN'T Rachel Ray. That is my personal chef/sex slave. She lives in my private kitchen lair and she makes excellent pumpkin pie which we eat together by the fire in my newly remodeled living room.
Rachel, don't lick that! It makes me angry.
Why isn't she practicing food preparation health codes?
Go away now, please.
Vintage porno is _______ .
I'm getting aroused by looking at this picture.
Hey, that's my grandpa!
It's getting late. I need to sleep. I work early tomorrow morning. I'll TTYL.
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