• Hey! Welcome to my "What STD Are You?" test! This test is purely for fun and I must stress that this is not a medical evaluation. The reason I must stress this is because apparently there are really dumb people in the world.
  • Just for the record, I don't have any STD's or children . . . anymore. That also . . . was a joke. I never had any children.
  • So enjoy the test, and practice safe sex. I urge you to always use protection because God knows I'll probably end up having sex with you.