• Hi! And welcome to my What Sushi Are You? Test. I'll be using inscrutable logic and the double-secret knowledge from the farting blowfish ninja ryu to find the perfect sushi type for you. This is not rocket science... Oh no, would that it were so easy. This is the sort of knowledge that can only garnered from drinking down copious shots of cold saki with drunken sushi chefs while pounding out the Iron Chef theme on a wooden sushi bar with custom lacquered chopsticks. Don't try this at home, boys and girls, leave it to the trained knife-wielding professionals. Now on to the test: