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It just felt right. Then the screaming started and I knew for sure.
Don't question me.
Hell yes, I would kill babies to do it again. Oh wait, I WAS killing babies.
Yes, but that's not why I did it. I did it because it was necessary, and I would do it again only if it were necessary.
Yes, I hate you!
I cut off their ears and eat them while they writhe on the floor in pain. Then I have their bodies ripped apart by feral dogs and their heads mounted on my throne.
It's wasteful to kill loyal employees. I hand them my knife and order them to cut off their own ears--only one ear per person. Those that do not comply, I kill. Those still standing can continue to loyally serve me.
Looked at me.
Turned down my advances.
Stirred discontent among the other villagers: I ordered the pesk killed to nip a rebellion in the bud.
The pesky villager was spreading personal rumours about me.
The voices in my head.
My favorite advisor after s/he bluntly tells me my plan sucks.
My lover after the hundredth time s/he asks me what's in the box.
Off with their head. I like watching heads roll.
Off with their head: I hired them to suck up to me, not so they could make me feel shitty.
I hired them because they're good at their job so I ask them why my plan sucks. But they better have sound reasoning or it's off with their head.
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