• 1
    Why did you do it?

  • 2
    Did you enjoy it?

  • 3
    Don't lie to me. Did you enjoy it?

  • 4
    Your underlings come to you having been unsuccessful in their attempt to kill some pesky villager that's been plaguing you.

  • 5
    Speaking of the pesky villager, what did s/he do to incur your wrath?

  • 6
    You are most likely to say "Do not question me" to:

  • 7
    Your favorite adviser bluntly tells you your plan sucks.