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  • Ever been awake late at night and flipping through channels only to find idiot people selling idiot products? Do you, like me, sit and watch a set of midget twins tell you how to become a millionaire just by getting into real estate? Have you ever wondered what useless gadget you would be if you were to be a useless gadget...type...thingy?

    Fuck the "What do you want to be when you grow up" or the ever so famous...

    "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

    The elevendy billion dollar question is...

    What kind of useless gadget are you?!

    Take my test and find out!