• Hi! And welcome to my "What Would the Bard Call You?" Test. I'll be using data analysis, Bayesian inference and a healthy dose of personal bias to determine if you're an Arrant Coward, a Pernicious Usurer, a Puling Cuckold or worse.

    Answer all questions honestly. The truth may bring you to tears but how can you expect to grow without a little pain?

    "I am not bound to please thee with my answers" - Shakespeare