• Being a human isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just think, you could've been born a housecat. Incomparable grace, speed and musculature. Stellar vision, smell, and hearing. Retractable claws and the ability to make a straight vertical jump of eight or nine times your own height. Not only do you win Best Design For A Land Based Predator, you're also damn cute. It doesn't matter if you're the apex of evolution for hunting - all your meals are brought to you. You can crawl into anyone's lap and get affection, and you spend your days napping in sunbeams and licking your own genetalia. Image hosted by Photobucket.com But what kind of cat will you be reborn as? True cat personality is reflected in those nicknames which always seem to stick with housecats, irrellevant to what it says on their vet paperwork. Examples include "Prissy Princess" "Scratching, hissing Demon Hellspawn" and "Fat Fuck." After hours of consulting the zodiac, our sainted anscestors and google, this test is now able to tell you - with scientific accuracy! - just what your Kitty Nickname will be.

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