• Do you like to (or would you like to) learn new languages, meet interesting people, sample new flavors, and explore distant lands, but you're not sure where to go? Or would you rather hang out in your own backyard, getting drunk with the same people you've been getting drunk with since high school?

    Dude, that's boring. Go take another test.

    Wait, you answered the first one? I should stop being so goddamned assuming? Awesome. Let's figure out where to send your stuff.

    (You may realize that I'm assuming you're living in a predominantly English-speaking country and be angered at yet another display of typical ignorant Americentricism, or you may relax and pretend you're living in one. Your call.)
  • Now who's Down Under? Huh? Huh??