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I know real words, actually. I can even put them together and make sentences.
Three'll do it.
Four, maybe five at the most
My arms are so big I can't put them by my sides - they always stick out. That's cool, though, because it makes my chest look enormous.
I work out three to five days per week, but I have to be told when to go, and I always work out with a group.
I work out three to five days per week as well, but usually on my own, and I decide what time.
What? I can turn sideways and fit through the door - that's in shape enough for me.
Homosexuality and bodily fluids
Being lazy and spoiled
The shape of my head and my robot-like nature
Blue (which is actually BLACK, no matter how many times you say it's blue)
Hump 20 miles upriver, where there's another good place to build a bridge and no locals to get in your way.
Kill the locals and build your bridge.
Pay the locals to build the bridge for you - they get much-needed money and can keep the crossing after you leave, and you get to kick back and relax until the bridge is done. Everybody wins!
Get so drunk with the locals that you forget about the bridge. Everybody wins!
I'll share a bathroom, but I damn well better have my own bedroom.
I love being in enclosed spaces with a few hundred of my best buds
Doesn't matter; I'm never home for long anyway
As long as there's a place for my weapon, I'm good
I'll get back to you with an acronym or five
Your face has a sense of humor! Haaaa...
Yes, but only with people of the same rank.
I can get there myself
I need to ask someone else for a ride
Hatch, bulkhead, deck, swab
Door, wall, floor, mop
Work smarter, not harder
Work harder, not smarter
Um, yeah, I'm with those "work smarter, not harder" cats
None - those appointed above me tell me all the words I need to know
The Lover Style Profile Test
KaetheWollte24 / f / Gay
The would you survive in the wild Test
JIM_121327 / m / Straight
The Love Styles Test
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The Dirty Mind Test
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