• Welcome to my Which Armed Service is for You Test. Whether you want to enlist or just see where you really fall on the DoD spectrum, I'll dig out your true nature to determine whether you'd be a better Marine, Soldier, Sailor, or Airman. (By the way, if you want to be an officer, go away. This test won't help because you're all the same. That is all.)
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    Pick an affirmative:

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    Just how many different types of uniform do you need?

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    Describe your fitness regimen:

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    For which of the following would you rather get picked on?

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    Pick a color:

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    Scenario: Your team has come to a river and you need to get across. You have the supplies needed to build a bridge, but the locals don't want to give you access to the land. You:

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    Favorite toy:

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    Would you care if Hollywood and the media more or less ignored you and your contributions?

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    Living arrangements:

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    The place you're stationed:

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    Do you have a sense of humor?

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    Working environment:

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    Scenario: You need to get to a mission overseas...

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    Pick the set of words that sounds best:

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    Words to live by:

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    Finally, pick the word that offends you most: