• I'd been waiting For the Longest Time to create a test on this site. I was really under some Pressure! I couldn't even enjoy the Piano, Man. Then it hit me like a Stiletto, or even like a Scene from an Italian Restaurant: Why not a Billy Joel test? I Didn't Start the Fire, but that doesn't mean I can't quantify it with random questions. It's like a River of Dreams come true! I figure since I've made this test, Everybody Will Love Me Now. Or not. (Think I'm crazy? You May Be Right!) Just take the test, 'kay?