• Hello, and welcome to the 'which book/poem/play are you?' test. This test will accurately and completley analyse your personality, calculating a wide range of variables to conclude which classic work of literature you are. *note; this test in no way guarantess to - accurately and completley analyse your personality, calculating a wide range of variables to conclude which classic work of literature you are. Nor does it guarantee anything else other than a rather imaginative way of spending time thinking about how great you are.*