Let's face it, the world consists of two kinds of people--Marines and people who wish they were Marines. I shall be using the latest in cutting-edge sciency bullshit I don't understand to determine what sort of devildog you woulda/shoulda/were too much of a wussy to be brainwashed into becoming.
Semper Fidelis and Oohrah!
PS. I loathed the Marines and couldn't wait to get the hell out.
PPS. But I still have an USMC tat, celebrate The Birthday, and get teary when the hymn plays.
PPPS. Mothereffing brainwashing sonsabitches.