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written by GrayEyedMel

The Which Brainwashed Jarhead Would You Be Test

  1. Let's face it, the world consists of two kinds of people--Marines and people who wish they were Marines. I shall be using the latest in cutting-edge sciency bullshit I don't understand to determine what sort of devildog you woulda/shoulda/were too much of a wussy to be brainwashed into becoming.

    Semper Fidelis and Oohrah!

    PS. I loathed the Marines and couldn't wait to get the hell out.

    PPS. But I still have an USMC tat, celebrate The Birthday, and get teary when the hymn plays.

    PPPS. Mothereffing brainwashing sonsabitches.

Your recruiter is about to fuck you hardcore, son

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