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The Which Brainwashed Jarhead Would You Be Test

written by GrayEyedMel

Let's face it, the world consists of two kinds of people--Marines and people who wish they were Marines. I shall be using the latest in cutting-edge sciency bullshit I don't understand to determine what sort of devildog you woulda/shoulda/were too much of a wussy to be brainwashed into becoming.

Semper Fidelis and Oohrah!

PS. I loathed the Marines and couldn't wait to get the hell out.

PPS. But I still have an USMC tat, celebrate The Birthday, and get teary when the hymn plays.

PPPS. Mothereffing brainwashing sonsabitches.

Your recruiter is about to fuck you hardcore, son →

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