• Has a nation as tribal, obsessed with their home towns, accents, socio-economic placing as the British ever existed? Probably, but just for sheer japery (and the fact that if I think about work for a nano-second longer I may stab someone in the eye with a blunt instrument) I have devised this test to find out what town in Britain you want to live in, or perhaps even be. Please remember though, you take the test at your own risk. I can't be held responsible if you come out as being like Chatham or something like that.