• Whether innocent or raunchy, everyone can identify themselves with Britney Spears in some way or other. Take a long and deep look at yourself. Not that innocent? Not a girl? Not yet a woman? Curious? Well, we all need a helping hand at some point in our lives. Especially in such important matters as this. Proceed and we will Britalyse you, from every straw of your bleached hair to every inch of your oiled-in, luscious, fully-operated... ehm... brain...