• This test will use complex mathematical theories such as the one pictured here to correctly determine your gender. While some of the questions may seem irrelevant to the untrained eye, I assure you this test is never wrong.
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    So uh... what gender are you?

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    Seriously, what gender are you?

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    Who are you calling genius? You're the one taking a test to determine something you really should have known since you were 8 years old. Possibly before that.

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    Which side do your pants button on? (which side is on top when they are buttoned)

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    Of the following, which do you wear most often:

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    When you go clothes shopping, which section do you generally spend more time in?

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    Which of the following types of cheese is your favorite:

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    Do you find most of the questions used to match you with potential mates on here are even less relevant than that last one?

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    Speaking of cheese, ever watch "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" ? Youtube search for 'Cheese' . Trust me on this one.

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    Did you find that last question offensive?

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    Do you think I care?

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    Given the opportunity, and knowing that no one would find out about it, would you slap yourself across the face with a large mouth bass?

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    I'd like to be serious for a moment if I could. How awesome would a kangaroo be as a pet?

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    Are you sick of this test yet?

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    Have you figured out that I ran out of decent questions a long time ago and have just been rambling to kill time before I finally get my ass off the couch, stop watching the Simpsons on DVD, and start cleaning my apartment?

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    Seriously, make this easier on everyone involved, what IS your gender?

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    Does communism ever work? Even in theory?

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    Have you figured out that I ran out of decent questions a long time ago and have just been rambling to kill time before I finally get my ass off the couch, stop watching the Simpsons on DVD, and start cleaning my apartment?

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    Seriously, make this easier on everyone involved, what IS your gender?

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    Does communism ever work? Even in theory?

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    Have you figured out that I ran out of decent questions a long time ago and have just been rambling to kill time before I finally get my ass off the couch, stop watching the Simpsons on DVD, and start cleaning my apartment?
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    Seriously, make this easier on everyone involved, what IS your gender?
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    Does communism ever work? Even in theory?