• I'm assuming that you're taking this test because, like myself you are a pathetic fan of the show the Golden Girls. Most people wish they were Blanche, the seductive woman in her fifties who can easily get a man in his 30's. Or they want to be Sophia, the short Sicillian with the witty cracks to her daughter Dorothy. In this test, I will judge which basic personality traits of yours most likely relates to the four of these sassy ladies.... Enjoy! P.S.- these pictures are of me, and yes I was completely sober during the process