• Welcome, my little piggies! A guinea pig is a chubby-looking rodent, about the size of a young rabbit. The ones I'll be focusing on include the American (aka English cavy), the Abyssinian, and the Peruvian. They make great pets when taken care of properly, and are cooked and served as food in some places like Ecuador and Peru. But this test will measure which breed you resemble most, not how tasty you are. If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure you're delicious!