"Hello, hello and welcome to Qi. The rules are sensible, the questions are indispensable, the panel is incomprehensible and the scoring is indefensible. Tonight, we have..."
But, which Qi regular are you? Dirty, funny, bitingly sarcastic, charmingly sophisticated, in for the points, sorely mistaken or even part troll?
Anything goes, so long as you're interesting!
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