The which sex animal are you? Test

This test focuses on the very fundamental question: which animal do you become once in a bed? Are you then deliciously catlike, or rather a wild pig?

Note that this test does not give advice on which actual animal you should start dating. You pervert. We're talking about personality. We also don't care if the animal does or does not physically look like you, is male of female, etc... In brief this test is very metaphorical.

This test is important to avoid bad surprises. A "window shopper" and a "boy next door" seems like a nice match, but what if they are completely incompatible in bed? It might take weeks of dating to arrive at a sinister conclusion.

With this test, you will know what to expect. And what to expect the other to expect. And so forth.

Ready to go?