I was bruised and battered, I couldn't tell what I felt. My Which Billy Joel Song Are You test was a success, but how far'd I get? There was something I couldn't remember, and couldn't forget.
Then I took a look around me-- it wasn't too complicated. I'd forgotten the Boss! I'm struggling to do everything right, and then it all falls apart over a multiple-choice quiz.
Well, you may think I'm foolish for that foolish thing I did, but show a little faith, there's magic in the night! Whether you were Born in the USA or just Born to Run, now you can find out which Bruce Springsteen song you most resemble!
Is this quiz a lie if you don't get a good result, or is it something worse? You don't have to go down to the River to find out-- just take the test!