Hi! Welcome to my Which Suicide Girl Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and an enslaved army of the undead to determine your inner alt porn alter-ego.
"It's the same with these suicide girls calling me up. Most of them are so young. Crying with their hair wet down in the rain at a public telephone, they call me to the rescue. Curled in a ball alone in bed for days, they call me. Messiah. They call me. Savior. They sniff and choke and tell me what I ask for in every little detail." - Chuck Palahniuk, the origins of the term "suicide girl"