The Which Tenenbaum Are You? Test

Yes

No

Chase down the guy who did it.

Did I do that? Where are my shoes?

It's hardly a reason for concern.

Check to make sure no one was hurt.

Random hookups in gypsy cabs, oceans, and green line buses.

Forbidden love kept bottled inside.

A thing of the past.

Review my apartment's exit strategies in case of a disaster.

Soak in the tub.

Get stoned.

Read three one act plays.