• Weird...
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    They see me mowin' My front lawn

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    I know they're all thinking I'm so white

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    I wanna roll with The gangsters

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    But so far they all think I'm too white

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    ... and nerdy

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    First in my class

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    ... here at M.I.T.

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    Got skills

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    I'm a Champion of DND

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    MC Escher -- that's my favorite MC

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    Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

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    My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary

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    All of my action figures are cherry

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    Steven Hawking's in my library

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    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

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    I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

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    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

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    Ain't got no grills

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    ... but I still wear braces

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    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

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    I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

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    Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

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    There's no killer app I haven't run

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    At Pascal, well, I'm number one

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    I do vector calculus just for fun

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    I ain't got a gat

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    But I've got a soldering gun

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    Happy days is my favourite theme song

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    I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

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    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

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    I'm fluent in JavaScript

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    ... as well as Klingon

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    They see me

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    rolling on my Segway

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    I know in my heart they think I'm white

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    ... and nerdy

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    I'd like to roll with The gangsters

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    I've been browsing

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    Inspecting X-men comics

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    You know I collect them

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    The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em

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    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

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    Shopping online for deals on some writable media

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    I edit Wikipedia

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    I memorized Holy Grail really well

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    I can recite it right now

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    ... and have you ROTFLOL

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    I got a business doing websites

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    When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML for them all

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    I've even made a homepage

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    ... for my dog

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    I've got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP

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    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP!

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    I hope no one sees me

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    ... gettin' freaky

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    I'm nerdy in the extreme

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    ... and whiter than sour cream

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    I was in AV club

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    ... and Glee club

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    ... and even the chess team

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    Only question I ever thought was hard Was: do I like Kirk?

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    Or: do I like Picard?

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    I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair

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    I've got my name on my underwear

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    They see me strolling

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    They're laughing

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    ... and rolling their eyes 'cause I'm so white

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    ... and nerdy

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    I wanna bowl

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    ... with The gangsters

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    But oh well, it's obvious I'm white

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    ... and nerdy

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    Holy cow, I'm white

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    ... and nerdy