• Welcome to my Who's Your Man??? Test. We'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine what kind of man you're drawn to. Unlike other tests, we've tried to include a variety of male celebrities, ranging from shrimpy to buff, clean cut to scruffy, quirky to conventional. Note: penis size should not be considered while making decisions. You're not going to hook up with these guys anyway, so who cares. Meddle1979 coauthored this test.