"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms..."
Hello. Using my unrivalled powers of speculation and my uncanny ability to stereotype anyone, I plan on taking over the world. Until then, I'm content to tell you why, exactly, everyone hates you. Sick of your neighbors ringing your doorbell and running off, leaving a flaming bag of doggie-doo on your doorstep? Tired of those numerous visits to the hospital after failed public lynchings? If so, this test is for you.
If you would be so kind as to rate my test when you're finished, I promise that, upon my domination of the planet, your death will be quick and painless. Thank you.
Edited to fix the scoring system.