The Why you REALLY go to THAILAND Test

Never have been

Once or twice

Several times a year

Yes, need to know where to go

NO! You think I come here to see the historical sights?

20s

30s

40s

50s or more

Business

Pleasure

A bit of Both

Well... you know what I mean dood :)

Just Eye Candy and nothing more

Thai Massage, it's wonderfully therapeutic honestly and why pay 10 times more in the West

Catch another flight to Phuket

Check into a hotel in Bangcock and indulge

Hail a Taxi staight >> to Pattaya!

No

Some

Quite some more, you think I wouldn't have picked up a word or two after coming here so many times

Hello

Hello, me cum your hotel love u long time no? or...

Hello, me cum your hotel love u long time

Enjoy the company of one lovely young thang that's over 18, for the duration of your vacation and get to know her and be a gentleman

2 young thangs

would you believe 4 young thangs

Are you crazy, this is Thailand, one every night and thats not enough!

I shop for 'freelancers' on the beach

I go to the bars

I go to the Go Go Bars

I go to the 'Fishpond'

Very confident, they're all smiling at me

Extremely confident, they all want to touch me and start following me down the street

I feel like a celebrity so much so I start to think there's a conspiracy going on and wonder why this doesn't happen back in the west. So I go for a reality check beyond the red light district only 2 realize that Im the same ugly guy even in Thailand

Pick up the 1st or 2nd girl that smiles at you

I like to 'scan' the whole bar and find something nice

I like to scan the whole bar, and another 30 bars after that and look for a 'newbie'

Try to find out about her heart and about who she is. Truthfully! Im making a documentary and doing some research

Play a game or two, if she doesn't speak English, have a drink, take her to a restaurant and finally to your pad for the night

You do the two fingered test. Check for an adams apple and check her / it's crutch

I've already booked my next trip

Im currently talking to a real estate agent about buy a 'felung' condo here! It's close to the action and properties are 10 times cheaper than the West. You'd be crazy not to!

No mate, stop putting words in my mouth or anything else for that matter. It was fun but I don't think Im coming back. I feel a bit guilty now.

Graham

Reny

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