• Would Humanimal Mate You?
    That's not meant in a strictly sexual sense.



    So, you're wondering how close you come to being my "perfect" mate.
    Well, so am I.  Maybe even more so.

    This is meant to be for females, but if you're a male (meaning, born one)
    or a hermaphrodite then have a blast.



    Some of the questions are purely to gauge your response,
    therefore may not be a reflection of my actual behavior or beliefs,
    or they may be exagerrated.



      This quiz will measure


    Compatibility: How well you match up to what I want in a mate.

    Friendability: How much I would actually enjoy your company in general.

    Annoyance: Not how much you WOULD annoy me at any given time, but your total CAPACITY for annoying me, friend or not.



    It is divided into sections to test your

    Genetics
    Lifestyle
    Self-image
    Fashion
    Music
    Movies
    Politics
    Philosophy
    Sexuality
    Miscellaneous
    Hypotheticals
    Humanimal (me)

    and then a Bonus section that can earn you up to double Compatibility points.



      There are 10 questions in each section, so, yes,
    that's 130 questions, but how could you refuse this face?
    I bet I can hold my breath longer than you can resist bordome.
    Doncha' wish your boyfriend was -not -like -me?
    Doncha'?  Doncha?