• Hi! And welcome to my Would I Top You Kink Test Test. I'll be using advanced arbitrary judgment to set the measurements for this test. Do you hear the term turkey sub and think they're talking about a nerdy submissive? Does the term whipped cream bring visions of a nurding mother being flogged on the nipples? Geez, you got a strange slant on the world. And you need to take this test! If you're close and score high, contact me. If you're not close, still contact me. Hell, I may e-mail you. Okay, enough nonsense. Let's have some fun with this!