The "Would Rob Hi-Five Me?" Test

"Bet'cha can't find my fanny....pack!"

Hi! And welcome to my "Would Rob Give me a Hi-Five?" Test. This is not a picture of Rob, mind you, but of someone Rob has and will most likely continue giving hi-fives to. (I call him Buddons.) Anywho, I'll be using absurd logic and criminal knowledge to determine your hi-five-ability! Please note that I should not be doubted!