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    Warning: Testing may not result in friendship. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and hilarious. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. If condition persists, consult your physician. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. One size fits all. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Slippery when wet. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames. Some equipment shown is optional. Not recommended for children. No alcohol, dogs or horses. Package sold by weight, not volume. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. Terms are subject to change without notice. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.