• I am here today because I want to know if my expectations are realistic and whether or not I am building my castles in the sky. But, as this test is directed at you, my dear taker, perhaps it will also tell you whether you're hot shit, or cold bacon. I have seen things, and I can tell you all you need to know about the perfect woman. Or, in this case, Me.

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