Welcome to Beth-land! Men, please remove all metal objects and place them into this dish. Pants too. Oh, and take that gum out of your mouth.
Now, step right up and try your luck- will you make Beth yawn? What about squeal? Can you make her thrash and scream? Prizes awarded nightly!
Anyone with any complaints about my narcissism, conceitedness or the overt sexual content of this test, please take a number and have a seat in the bottom of the snake pit.
You must be honest during this test, don't just answer what you think are the right answers. That's no fun, AND it's letting the terrorists win.