• Hi! And welcome to my Would you survive? Test. This test measures whether or not you would survive under a fictional totaltarian despot like myself. Or, at least, like I will be in the near future. Or the far future. Dammit, I will be a totaltarian despot, okay?! It may take me a few tries, but I'll be master of the universe! Just take the damn test. Pansy. Go on. CLICK IT!