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ugh, fuck this
You take the oppertunity to sneak up on me and tweak my nipples til I smack you
Must remember to bring some pepto
Next time? Are you nuts?
Oh my goodness, that is so offensive, i think you need to leave
Crack the fuck up at the superb visual
Close the door after me and go somewhere else
Applaud yelling "ladies and gentleman a round of a plause for Shirley please!"
Think it's nasty and try to get her to stop with loud noises or throwing things
Shrug your shoulders as we look at eachother with understanding. We'd do it too if we could...
Laugh and point and then try to smack it/do it as well
You make a 180 turn and walk away covering your face
Cry knowing you've been seen with me
Crack up yellin "got any on ya??!!!" Then put my belch to shame when yours knocks over the glasses and makes the whole restaurant looks at us
Run as far as you can from her AND from me
Stand your ground yelling "BRING IT ON MICHELIN BITCH!!"
Chuckle and say "ooooo me too me too!"
Try to apologize to our friend and try to distract her from the vulgar act
The New York City Subway Savvy Test
IggyMiggyPiggy23 / m / Gay
The What Breed Of Dog Are You Test
BranstonPickled50 / m / Straight
The Love Attitudes Scale Test
logossuki30 / m / Straight
The Dirty Mind Test
Aninhamaldosa31 / f / Straight
The emo Test
manateen18 / f / Bisexual
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