The "You Can't Say NO" Test

In this world of random happenings and pure chaos, I like to add my own amount of psychotic crazy doodleness. I don't know how you will turn out on this test, but if you ARE easily offended, or believe that everybody should be politically correct, leave now, and don't look back. Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this quiz. *pssst, are children and boys considered animals? no? Good!*