• Welcome to the "Your Lovecraftian Entity Test." Actually, it should be called the "What Lovecraftian Entity Are You" test, but OKCupid didn't give me enough characters. Have you always wondered which noxious, squamous, amorphous entity you most closely resemble? Well, wonder no more, because this is the test to find out! The questions will be disarmingly simple, but actually utilize a highly complex algorithm to discover the hidden monstrosity lurking beneath your seemingly humanoid exterior.