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    Welcome to Pensive Turtle's almost-striving-to-be-inoffensive, hopefully-spelled-correctly theology and related-nonsense quiz (now with only 17 questions)!

     

    If thee googleth, or useth the web in any manner, to determine thine answers, then the Testudinal Hand shall smite thee twentyfold upon thy gluteus maximus.

     

    Have faith.