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What dememted serial slasher are YOU?

Written by cynicalzombie

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  • 1

    OK. Let's start by takin a trip down memory lane. As a child, you always wanted to be...

  • 2

    How did you get along with your family?

  • 3

    Where did you spend most of your time?

  • 4

    What was your favirote toy?

  • 5

    Alrighty than. Moving onto the presant. Where do you usually find your victims?

  • 6

    Do you prefer to stalk your victims forst or do you kill them right away?

  • 7

    So you've chosen your victim. What now?

  • 8

    You brought a weapon, what is it?

  • 9

    It's time for you to make your move. What do you do?

  • 10

    Your victim sees you, screams, then starts to run. What do you do?

  • 11

    You've caught up with your victim. What now?

  • 12

    Somehow, your victim mannages to knock the weapon out of your hands. What now?

  • 13

    While all of this is happening, do you make noise?

  • 14

    Your victim has found a gun, they shoot you in the chest several times. Two of the bullets go straight into your heart.

  • 15

    After a bit more struggle, your victim finally manages to lodge an axe halfway through your head and you are down for the count.

  • 16

    Now, onto the future. Your victim has escaped. Years have passed. What's up?

  • 17

    Are you gonna get it right this time?

  • 18

    It's all over.

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