What is the Measure of a Man? The Gentleman's Test

  •      Are you a gentleman of character? Or are you a boorish slob who hides his jaundiced, trembling frame under the nearest bed whenever the duties of a true man of rank are asked by his Nation?

     

        Perhaps you think yourself somewhere in between, a cautious, polite fellow who shakes at tea parties but writes learned dialogues in a nice round hand.

     

       Whatever the case, this advanced diagnostic will perfectly pin your type against the wall, penetrate your very pate with problems of proper rigor, and prognosticate from your present path the future that a gentleman of your sort might see.