• Well well well, what do we have here? Something wrong, dear???

     

    You bet your sweet ass there is.

     

    So, you stayed up all night messaging your dream girl about Chuck Norris, how much you love Belgian waffles, and how pretty her hair is. What? SHE IGNORED YOUR 9TH MESSAGE OF THE DAY? That heartless wench!!!... Don't worry, pizza face. We are going to get to the bottom of this right now!! Prepare to be insulted, as this brutally honest test is not for the easily offended. You will be tested in 5 different areas of the most commonly found off-putting mistakes people make when messaging others on OkCupid, as well as why people might generally dislike or reject you in the first place (for reasons other than being painfully hideous). Don't worry... I'm sure it has nothing to do with that picture of you downing beers "up in tha' club" while Skagzilla is hanging all over you with stupid pouty duck-lips....