•     When it comes to drinks there are classy, sophisticated highballs; and low-brow, get the job done whatever way you can, don't-smell-it-just-do-it numbers. The same can be said of people; and when can your true nature be scrutinized more accurately than when you're in the sack. I'll be using unproven theories about the basic nature of human beings and 'telepathic mind bolts' to determine whether your drink is classy or trashy ,and how that is reflected by your preferences  in the bedroom (or backseat, or alley, or ballfield.)

    (no worries however you score, it takes different strokes for different folks)