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Worshipping the Christian God.
Drinking ale with your warrior friends in the bar.
Collecting the Treasure of Britain for the your Pagan Gods....
Preparing for your next battle.
Admiring yourself in your collection of mirrors.
Your country are fighting a bloodthirsty battle with the Saxons, where are you?
With my men in the spear wall, fighting the enemy face to face. Where else?!
Spitting and cursing at the enemy Druids, repelling their spells with your own Druidic powers.
Hiding in the woods nearby on your horse, ready to charge out and slaughter the enemy as soon as they break.
Way behind the rest of the soldiers, out of harm and ready to run if the battle doesn't go my, erm our way.
You win the battle, where are you?
Planning where next to strike the Saxons and completely purge them from England.
Guzzling mead and "stealing" the enemies women!
Demanding the bards to compose an epic song about how you single-handedly slew 50 Saxons!
Merlin the magician demands that you follow him on a quest through dangerous lands to find the last Treasure of Britain.
LET'S GO! Any chance to kill enemies, I'll take it!
I believe that finding this treasure will restore England back to its former glory, so I'll go!
The Pagan Gods are false, and the Treasures just a bunch of old artefacts. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere where there's a chance I'll die!
The young King, Mordred, seems unfit to rule. What do you do?
Kill him! He'll screw up England!
Try to teach him how to be a good ruler and do your best to make England peaceful and prosperous for when he starts ruling.
Ensure that the Council of England rules in his stead whilst he lives a life of comfort somewhere.
Gorfyddyd of Powys, previously your ally, launches an attack on your ally, Tewdric of Gwent. What do you do?
Try and negotiate peace terms with him, else fight.
Allow him to attack your ally, he's not harming you anyway!
Backstab Tewdric, your ally, and side with Powys so that you both become stronger!
Immediately come to your faithful ally's aid, Tewdric is a good pal.
You are a pagan but Christianity is sweeping the land and threatening to kill all of the non-converts. What do you do?
Stay a loyal Pagan, those Christians are freaks anyway!
Try to remain neutral.
Convert to Christianity, it's a sure way to win over the people!
What do you like to spend all your extra cash on?
Ale, mead and new weapons!
Paying the bards to compose wonderful stories of my beauty and bravery in battle.
Making a beautiful and comfortable palace for myself.
Bribing your opponents skilfully to keep the peace and keep your opponents fighting each other.
How beautiful do you consider youself?
The most beautiful person I know. I surround myself with beauty.
Average. I wouldn't mind looking a bit better.
BEAUTY!? WHO CARES ABOUT BEAUTY? Slaying enemies is what it's about!
When aiming for a date, who do you plan to go for (sorry for another question about beauty but it's paramount to Arthur and friends)?
Somebody really beautiful.
Anybody who takes my fancy.
I don't care.
A band of your warriors has just taking advantage of a daughter of one of your farmers. The matter comes into your hands, how do you dish out justice?
Kill the warriors.
Order the warriors to pay compensation.
Let the warriors get away with it; they deserve it after all.
You made an oath to help defend a beautiful island nation, and now it is under heavy attack from the French... its King demands your help. However your country is under attack also and needs then men.
Forget it, we need the men.
I made an oath; I must honour it and send sufficient warriors.
I will send a couple of useless soldiers to keep the oath without hurting my own army.
Do you enjoy the company of other people?
Yes, all the time
No / rarely
Which of these would you rather see?
A united England where you have a quiet life.
An England in chaos where you are very powerful.
I don't care, just give me ale and enemies to fight and I'm happy!
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