• Hi! And welcome to my test. I'll be using advanced astrological principles to determine which of the outer planets, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto is mucking up your love life. These planets are especially potent tools for growth, and what fosters growth of the soul better than a relationship? Unfortunately, these heavy hitters put their own special spin on happily ever after, sometimes spinning your love life out of control. And even though these planets are about lessons we are supposed to learn, I've have enough of lessons, and I suspect, so have you. So sharpen your virtual pencil and mark your choices. At the end I'll give you hints on how to beat those bastards at their own game. 

  • What? Do astrology with out the chart? Are you crazy. Beth? Well, no. We are just doing the astrology inside out. Come 'on, it will be fun!