• Ever wondered if you're a gaping asshole, a straight-up punk or a stone-cold killer?

     

    Welcome to the only test that can tell you who you would be if you wandered the corners and courthouses of Baltimore, MD. 40 of the Wire's most intriguing and/or loathsome characters are available, from Avon Barksdale to Ziggy Sobotka.

     

    This test will measure 8 characteristics: intelligence, charisma, morality, street-smarts, rebelliousness, industriousness, emotiveness and your aptitude at playing "the game".

     

    Ready to play?